protests and bites your left ear. scratching me under my chin and cookies are actually good things plus i’ll leave a lingering smell on your clothes when you wear them. you could ask me anytime when you’re frustrated on what to wear, too.sIGHS LOUDLY WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BE SO ADORABLE
Lifts you violently and puts you in my closet, so that I can open the door sometimes, pat you, scratch you under your chin and feed you cookies. This.
