Do you even need to ask? of course i am! -sits beside you in a manly way- yes let’s enjoy some coffee in a manly way on this manly day. I missed you, man. no homo.
of course i need you to say it, it feels nicer that way. [sips coffee in a manly way] ah yes good ol’ times [reminisces in a manly way] no homo
I– how is she better than me tho?! Well..I love you in a brotherly way too but…-sobs manly tears- I do love coffee but...
sad to say but my wife is a pudding and turns into a dumpling at night, isnt she lovely. well of course i do but in a...