-whispers back- Even if we combust, i’m glad we are together in this. nohomo -winks in a manly way-
[makes shocked faces in a manly manner] no dont you say that you dont deserve to die [pushes you out] [combusts and turns to ashes] go save yourself mate and live a happy manly life
I– how is she better than me tho?! Well..I love you in a brotherly way too but…-sobs manly tears- I do love coffee but...
sad to say but my wife is a pudding and turns into a dumpling at night, isnt she lovely. well of course i do but in a...