…. *stares at you* nope you seem to fit just right for the height hmmmm you seem to be number four on the list i’ll get back to you after im done w the first three dont eat anything in the meantime
what to heck though at least let me have a peaceful meal before you spare my life this is a clear outrage what did i even do is it because im fucking delightful and your boss got mad because “why is he more handsome than me” is that it you inhuman group of investigative people